Bank Manager. Mr.Parish you have gone over your overdraft limit. Yes but you are charging me loads for it. But you did not ask. Well I did not want to, but 2 kids and whatever. Mr.Parish – you would not like it if I came and took your TV without asking. Well I might if we had one, which we do not! But if I took your washing machine, nope, not got one of those either. Well your car – nope, not got one. Well if I came to stay at your house – well sir I am sure we would sort something out for you! In retrospect I f**king love this story!