I am quite excited as Martin is getting me a SCOBY to start making my own kombucha. And some festive jokes!
What did Santa do when he went speed dating? He pulled a cracker! Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because he was the only one with drumsticks! What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker! What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”? Santa walking backwards! Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose! Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ‘ho ho ho’! Recipes on next page