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This government must be applauded for slapstick comedy. A scotch egg is not a proper meal, although an image of Gove as ‘a hearty trencherman’ is worrying!! and calling on people’s common sense when showing none themselves is amusing! And then a Cornish pasty – designed to be a meal fit for mine workers is not a substantive meal, unless served with greasy chips or eve4n a leaf of lettuce (a side salad). Hey – booze head, if you have not had any drugs yet today, a substantive meal does not need a substantive definition – just a price tag! £10 should do it. As many scotch eggs as you like for £10. Whether people eat these substantive meals is debatable – like school dinners in the 1950’s! If you don’t eat your vegetables you cannot have another pint!