agree to live a fully Jewish life.
discuss possible conversion with a rabbi.
study Jewish beliefs, history, rituals and practices.
learn some Hebrew.
get involved with Jewish community life.
believe in G-d and the divinity of the Torah.
agree to observe all 613 mitzvot (commandments) of the Torah.
Aspects of this could be adapted to Britishness! I will digress as it amuses me!
agree to live a British life – no problem although the traditional diet is shite!
discuss possible conversion with ? (Down the pub with the racists? at the chippy?) this is a difficult one!
Study British beliefs, history, rituals and practices (easy, the British are gods gift to earth, the history of our glorious campaigns against the heathen infidels and subspecies of humans, rituals (getting pissed on 6 pints of lager and shouting abusive langiage before throwing up!), practices (being an arrogant white snob might be difficult for some – just stop refering to yourself as me or I, and instead use ‘one’.
Learn proper English – everyone speaks English so you need to swear properly “you fat twat’, ‘bollocks’, ‘bastard’ are good as are ‘shit’ and ‘shite’, ‘cunt’ should be saved for the the most extreme outbursts – PS> ‘Motherfucker’ is American so never used!
believe in god – who the fuck is that? and the divinity of the Torah (wasn’t she some 1980′ rock star? -Weird!
agree to observe all 613 mitzvoth commandments or whatever they are called. Well fuck that, I have enough of a problem with the changes to the Premiership, but whilst here, does it say that one should agree that killing Palestian babies on a daily basis is essential, desirable, preferred or at least not criticised.