First the bad news – climate change is getting worse and many parts of the globe may become unliveable the IPCC has reported. For Priti (thick and nasty) Patel this will result in millions of refugees.
Second the bad news – Russia is advancing across Ukraine and shelling widely. But it is OK the UK government is preparing a list of names and sanctions which should be ready by the summer as long as all the Russians and their money have not fled by then.