Brexit – we have a brilliant deal and have pushed in through Parliament without proper scrutiny; Oh but although it is now law, we don’t like it anymore, so we will ignore the bits we don’t like (rather like Cummins attitude to lockdown not affecting him).
NHS – we will protect the bits of the NHS we cannot sell off yet!
Trust this government – I would not buy a can of baked beans from them let alone a used car!
What are they good at? Bluster in a “world beating way”. Blaming others – recent spike in Covid-19 is due to young people (who are basically doing what the government has told them to do – go out and return to normal). Brexit problems are due to the EU being unreasonable and not agreeing with everything we want, or if they do, not agreeing to our change of mind.
Holidays – go on holiday, but be prepared for a surprise as we introduce quarantine without warning.
Enforcement – we are issuing rules and laws, but do not worry because we will not enforce them, just blame you when it all goes wrong.