WEATHER

Tad windy – or blowing a houlI think I remember from Cornwall. Certainly a bit noisy as Dudley blows through – and we are missing the worst of it – then Eustace on Friday. My dilemma is to plant or not to plant? Will it be too soon? It is very mild for February.

ROYALTY

First Andrew and now Charlie. Police are investigating money for honours. I am at a loss to remember just why we pay for them? The only benefits seem to be to provide headlines for the Mail and Sun.

ROYALTY

Time to go, time the British Public stopped hankering after the fairy tales of their infancy. FFS grow up and let those born to privilege get a proper job.

CORONAVIRUS

Time to stop the bickering. the government may have got it right by the timing of the abolishment of restrictions. However it is also clear that the disease has not gone away and could return with vengeance. Therefore I believe the government should outline plans for future pandemics or similar. This should include stockpiles of PPE, money allocated to support research (with part ownership by the public), recognition of the need for citizen groups in times of danger being given recognition and status. By the way I was absolutely stunned by the disappearance of the local Parish Council when the going got tough.

UKRAINE

As usual I am confused. Russian troops and tanks are gathered on the Ukraine border. Have I missed something? Recent conflicts have been characterised by initial air power. And if British anti-tank guns which has been a publicised donation to the Ukraine, are effective then this whole psycho-drama of world leaders is ridiculous. Or are these multi-million pound planes just decoration for fly pasts.

ANDREW WINDSOR PAYS UP

OR WAS IT HIS MUM? Ultimately it is the British tax payer who has paid for his sordid exploits. How much longer will we need to pay for this anachronism? Estimated costs are £10 million plus legal costs of millions.

MOVE OVER MESSI AND RONALDO

There are new boys on the block – Mbappe and Haaland will both probably move for eyewatering fees this summer. Mbappe has already clocked up a !80 euro plus transfer in his teens. He seems to be on his way to Real Madrid (Barcelona are skint at the moment). So Barca probably cannot afford Haaland – that leaves jus a few super clubs. Newcastle would have to offer astronomic terms for him, PSG could be a possibility, but probably lack the attraction for a potential Number 1 superstar. So it is probably down to Liverpool (who have no need to expend the dosh as they have brilliant forwards), ManU who are in the doldrums of high level mediocrity, or ManC who have not replaced Aquiro – but are doing rather well without an out and out No9 – Sterling and Foden and co are doing great. I am not sure the Italian teams have the money, although Brexit is weakening the attraction of the UK.

Next weekends Prem Matches look difficult to call. Liverpool – Norwich and ManC – Spurs might be predictable? But the rest are debatable.

Want to have a go at predicting –

Oliver Dowden

Has complained about Woke culture. As an MP presumably representing ALL his constituents, could he explain what it is about WOKE that he does not like – definition

Alert to injustice in society, especially racism.”we need to stay angry, and stay woke

Presumably not alert to the injustice that allows his privileged arse to be heard farting ANTI-PATRIOTIC claptrap.