It is like waiting for a date with a prom queen or even the results of a job interview (I was never excited about exm results as they were bound to be disappointing!).
Potential Portillo moment timetable: 3:00am – Jenrick 3:30am – Keegan 3:30am – Hunt 3:30am – Shapps 3:30am – Coffey 3:30am – McVey 4:00am – Sunak 4:00am – Stride 4:00am – Cleverly 4:30am – Rees Mogg 5:00am – Gullis 5:15am – Mercer 5:30am – Truss 6:00am – Philp
Then there will be a look at the morning newspapers! The Sun has already changed sides, the Times will follow as Murdoch has obviously changed allegence for financial benefits. The Express will claim success if Reform get a seat, the Mail – who fucking knows what lies they will come up with? The Star headline might be funny! I might redo my hair if the result is beyond embarrassing for the bastards! I might be late for my voluntary job tomorrow, but I will enjoy watching the body language as the twats buy their toxic crap!
