1. It’s a godawful small affair, to the girl with the mousy hair.
2. His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti.
3. Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals.
4. A green plastic watering can, for a fake Chinese rubber plant.
5. At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
6. Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine.
7. And now, the end is near, and so I face the final curtain.
8. Guess it’s true, I’m not good at a one-night stand.
9. Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand way.
10. Knew he was a killer first time that I saw him, wonder how many girls he had loved and left haunted.
11. Son, I’m 30, I only went with your mother cos she’s dirty.
12. Well I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body.
13. This hit, that ice cold, Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold.
14. Somebody said you got a new friend, does she love you better than I can?
15. Old pirates, yes, they rob I sold I to the merchant ships.
16. She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge.
17. You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you.
18. Once upon a time you dressed so fine, threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn’t you?
19. Streets like a jungle, so call the police, following the herd, down to Greece.
20. I was born in a crossfire hurricane and I howled at the morning driving rain.
21. I never thought it would happen with me and the girl from Clapham.
22. There’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold.
23. Jesus died for somebody’s sins but not mine.
24. In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey.
25. I am the son and the heir, of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.
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